DC Dan

1) Hitting on Sarah Silverman, but she kept on making snarky comments to me, I was impressed that I held back from saying "Well at least I didn't fuck Jimmy Kimmel"
2) A panda escaped from the DC Zoo and I kept on seeing it hanging out on lampposts through out The District while biking around but didn't call them because the panda seemed happy and was wearing a dress.

One of my co-workers sent me a book that I recently finished reading The Mystery Guest by Gregoire Bouillier. It was originally written in French and translated by Lorin Stein.

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